I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

No man is better than a bloke who can make a woman moan out loud using only his tongue. I am sure there is someone like that here. I just need to be patient enough to find him. I've been with a lot of lads who were confident with their skills but fai...

Wouldn't it be nice to be with someone younger than me? It's not just because I want to feel young again. What I fancy about them is they have a bright outlook on life. Older men tend to be the serious type. Even if I'm a quadragenarian, I'd still lo...