I'm not going to stop you from having many relationships. What I'm interested in is to have a huge penis in my mouth. I take pleasure in deepthroat and face fucking. It's the reason why I have so many holes anyway.

My favourite position has always been the reverse cowgirl. I like getting spanks and arse being fondled with while I ride their throbbing cocks. I've been loving this position for so long that my knees are not going to be an issue despite my age.

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

Snogging in a dodgy alley behind the pub used to be the most common way I'd end my Saturday nights during my years in uni and then some. They seem like distant memories now but I'm ready to take on flirting with lads, maybe I can pull them like I use...