Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

Sexting has become one my favourite pastime. I always appreciated written words of any form, digital or by hand. Mobile phones used to intimidate me but now I can't go anywhere without it. I would even go as far as send racy messages while riding the...

A lass who wants to cook for her lover, so when he gets home, he'll be met by the great aroma of delicious food. I want to give him a soothing massage for him to relax, so we can have an exhilirating sex after.