I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.

Years have already passed since I last had a good shag, it might have even been a decade already. I would love to come across a gent who knows his way to a woman's heart and how to handle a very randy lady.

I am a bit tired of browsing through many profiles, so I'll just wait for someone to message me. I am a strong woman who loves to show men their place. I can give you the most intense pleasure if you give me the chance. One message is all you need to...