Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Hands tied up behind my back, bent over the table, and maybe drizzle a bit of whipped cream all over my cunt for you to lick clean. It has been a fantasy of mine for a long time and I am still looking for a bloke to make it come true.

Collecting different tea flavours and brands has become my obsession for as long as I can remember. My day does not feel right if I don't have a cuppa in the morning, afternoon, and before sleeping. I have the same feelings about wanking too, can't g...

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.